with your own penis?
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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