didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
that's an acceptable place to lick
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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