9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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