Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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