At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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