did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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