We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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