yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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