please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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