i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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