We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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