She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
