Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she looked like the before picture.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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