Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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