I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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