...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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