The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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