Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish i was in the wii world.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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