his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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