This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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