'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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