And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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