Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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