Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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