i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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