NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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