Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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