google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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