turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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