Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
