if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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