you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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