is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
