i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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