It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Boobs are out for the taking
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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