Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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