Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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