let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Randomize
