Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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