Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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