You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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