As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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