I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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