i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just want nice things and good sex
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
