Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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