Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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