Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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