so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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