I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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