I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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